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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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Reported this week by the No2 ID Campaign ...
 

 
This week the Daily Mail reported that the biometric residence visa card that the Home Office brands as the "ID card for foreigners" could be cloned in 12 minutes using a standard mobile phone, a laptop, and some freely available software.
 
The experts were then able to alter the data on the cloned card (the original being unharmed and unaltered in any way) - and re-sign it to appear genuine to a standard card reader.
 
The Home Office response to this was a classic of misdirection: they denied something that hadn't happened (altering the original card) was possible; then they tried to imply that if anything had happened, it couldn't do so in the future because the encryption on the next generation of chips - none of which will be issued for a couple of years - can't be broken that way. The ID cards to be issued to volunteers in Manchester within the year (it is said) fall somewhere in the gap between those denials.
 
The truth is, just as with e-Passports, that there is a fundamental conflict between the official convenience of having databases and smartcards that collate and share our personal information automatically, and the privacy and the security of the individual. The system is designed to give personal information to the authorities. So when it does so to other people, whoever they may be, it is only doing what it was designed for.
 
The demand that people identify themselves officially at every turn doesn't just create insecurity. It is actually a sign of insecurity. Unless the Home Office can know what we are up to, it fears we may be out of control. Your privacy and your individual security do not count in the pursuit of that sort of "security".
 
When some cards have been issued we will be eager to repeat the demonstration for anyone who believes in the scheme and who has volunteered for an ID Card. They are the people who need to appreciate what handing control of their identity to the Home Office means for them personally, because for them there will be no way back but scrapping the scheme completely.
 

 
Freedom of Movement in light of UK ID Card "Observations"
The back of the ID card "unveiled" by Alan Johnson last month includes the heading "Observations/Observations" (once in English and once in French, presumably) and the line "This space is reserved for observations". In the ID card regulations it states that this relates to the fact that there will be two types of ID card: a "National Identity Card" (issued to British citizens and British subjects and valid as a travel document within the European Economic Area (EEA)) and an "Identification Card" (which will not be valid as a travel document and will be issued to "Irish and other EEA nationals and non-EEA nationals who are a family member of an EEA national who are resident in the United Kingdom", "British citizens and subjects with right of abode who are not entitled to be issued with a travel document" and "those who have a proven need to live part of their lives in a different gender to that on their birth certificate as a potential second card"). As this is a physical space the observations would no doubt be written rather than electronic, and would be visible on the surface of the card. So if the holder of an Identification Card were to take it round to the bank to open an account, any cashier without even running it through the card reader can see if the holder is allowed to travel outside the UK or not. If it's going to be a gatekeeper to external freedom of movement, might it not also be used a gatekeeper to internal freedom of movement (cf. curfews, ASBOs etc.)?
 

 
Hillingdon issues Entitlement/ID cards
The London Borough of Hillingdon has begun issuing "HillingdonFirst" smart cards to residents to "offer access to services and privileges not available to non-residents". The council began sending cards out to residents over 18 on 15th June. Hillingdon council states on its website: "We will only store and print your name and card number. No address or financial information will be stored or printed on the card". In other words the card is a key to a backend database that collates the other information that is stored. The card is being touted as a "Privilege Card" with businesses running loyalty discount schemes for card holders. Issuing residents with a unique card number will allow the council and participating businesses to share data, indexed according to the card number.

 

 
Finally, here's a link to a magnificent research report published by the Joseph Rowntree Reform Trust on the database state. It concludes that the majority of databases being run by HM Government at present are in fact completely illegal.
 
Warning - there's something a bit odd about this .pdf file. It seems to be OK in Internet Explorer or Firefox, but it can cause Opera browser to hang. If you use Opera, give it a miss.
 
http://www.jrrt.org.uk/uploads/Database State.pdf

 
What puzzles us is this: in the face of all the evidence that ID cards (a) are opposed by the majority of the population, (b) depend on an illegal database, and (c) won't work anyway, how in the name of sweet creeping Jesus can the government be so profoundly stupid that they keep pressing ahead with them? They've ducked and dived, they've pronounced and prevaricated, but the fact of the matter is that ID cards are still very much ... well, on the cards ... and the whole database thing is definitely going ahead. Why?
 
The most appealing, because the kindest, answer is that these Nu-Labour politicians are just deeply, deeply stupid and out of touch with reality. Unfortunately we suspect that a more accurate answer is that they are good old-fashioned zealots, steeped in the confidence that comes from knowing you are right and everyone else is wrong. They are not very different from, and little better than, the Catholics who perpetrated the Spanish Inquisition, the guards who manned the concentration camps in Nazi Germany, primitive Christians from a multitude of sects (especially Scottish ones), and the very Muslim extremists they claim the cards will protect us from.
 
Sadly, the majority of us are not believers. We don't believe in their sordid, mean-minded infallibility, and we don't believe their ID cards will do one tiny bit of good.
 

 
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